Southern Discomfort Roller Derby Tournament
Gear up for 3 days of hard hitting roller derby featuring your favorite teams from Columbia Roller Derby taking on teams from across the country!
Adults
Columbia Quad Squad
Dallas Derby Devils
Atlanta Roller Derby
Jacksonville Roller Derby River City Rat Pack
Juniors
Columbia Junior Rollers
Pittsburgh Derby Brats
MARS Junior Roller Derby
Dallas Derby Devils Rolling Rebellion
Friday
4:30 PM Doors Open
5:00 PM CJR Allstars vs. MARS
7:00 PM CJR Killer B's vs. MARS Junior Beasts - Beast Squad
Saturday
8:30 AM Doors Open
9:00 AM Rolling Rebellion vs. Pittsburgh Yinzer Dead Allstars
11:00 AM River City Rat Pack vs. Battalion of Doom
1:00 PM Dirty South Derby vs. Dallas Army of Darkness
3:00 PM CJR Allstars vs. Pittsburgh Yinzer Dead Allstars
5:00 PM MARS vs. Rolling Rebellion
7:00 PM Dirty South Derby vs. Columbia QuadSquad
Sunday
8:30 AM Doors Open
9:00 AM River City Rat Pack vs. Army of Darkness
11:00 AM CJR Allstars vs. Rolling Rebellion
1:00 PM CJR Killer B's vs. Pittsburgh
3:00 PM Columbia QuadSquad vs. Army of Darkness
5:00 PM Battalion of Doom vs. Columbia Soda City Jerks
*NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINKS
*ONLY CREDENTIALED SERVICE ANIMALS ALLOWED
*YOU MAY BRING YOUR OWN CHAIRS BUT PLEASE DON'T MOVE OURS
Prices
$35 for weekend pass
$5 Friday Pass
$20 for Saturday pass
$10 for Sunday Pass
LAST GAME (30 MINUTES PRIOR) is $5
*We accept CASH and PAYPAL ONLY
Spring Roller derby open house—Columbia roller derby & Columbia junior Rollers
Spring into action with Columbia Roller Derby!
Columbia Roller Derby (adults) and Columbia Junior Rollers (10-18 years old) are recruiting all genders and want to meet you at our Open House! No experience necessary so if you can't skate, we'll teach you.
Stop by Sport and Skate Station located at 129 Oak Drive, Lexington (behind Barnyard Flea Market) on Sunday, April 14th at 5:15pm and we will tell you all about our leagues. This is a free event with no commitment! We even have equipment you can borrow until you decide you want to make a purchase.
If you have questions, feel free to message Columbia Roller Derby at cqsrecruits@gmail.com or Columbia Junior Rollers at columbiajuniorrollers@gmail.com.
If skating is not your thing, we are also recruiting Officials (skating and non-skating) and Coaches.
March Badness
You won't believe the line up we have for March Badness 2024! We're back at Columbia's National Guard Armory for 3 days of action packed adult and junior roller derby! This year Columbia Junior Rollers are proud to be hosting the following teams:
Juniors
Philly Roller Derby Juniors (Allstars and B-Team)
Columbia Junior Rollers (Allstars and Killer B's)
Raleigh Junior Rollers
Savannah Junior Roller Derby
Adults
Twister City Roller Derby
Columbia Roller Derby
Soda City Jerks
Relentless Roller Derby
Chattanooga Roller Derby
Tickets only sold at the door (DON'T click any links)!
SCHEDULE
Friday
4:30 PM Doors Open
5:00 PM Philly Roller Derby Juniors Brawl Stars vs. Columbia Junior Rollers Killer B's
7:00 PM Columbia Roller Derby Soda City Jerks vs. Relentless Roller Derby
Saturday
8:30 AM Doors Open
9:00 AM Chattanooga Roller Derby vs. Twister City Roller Derby
11:00 AM Philly Roller Derby Juniors Brawl Stars vs. Raleigh Junior Rollers
1:00 PM Chattanooga Roller Derby vs. Columbia Roller Derby QuadSquad
3:00 PM Philly Roller Derby Juniors Allstars vs. Savannah Junior Roller Derby
5:00 PM Columbia Junior Rollers Killer B's vs. Raleigh Junior Rollers
7:00 PM Philly Roller Derby Juniors Allstars vs. Columbia Junior Rollers Allstars
Sunday
7:30 AM Doors Open
8:00 AM Philly Roller Derby Juniors Allstars vs. Columbia Junior Rollers Allstars
10:00 AM Twister City Roller Derby vs. Columbia Roller Derby QuadSquad
12:00 PM Columbia Junior Rollers Allstars vs. Savannah Junior Roller Derby
2:00 PM Chattanooga Roller Derby vs. Columbia Roller Derby QuadSquad
*NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINKS
*ONLY CREDENTIALED SERVICE ANIMALS ALLOWED
*YOU MAY BRING YOUR OWN CHAIRS BUT PLEASE DON'T MOVE OURS
Prices
$35 for weekend pass
$5 Friday Pass
$20 for Saturday pass
$10 for Sunday Pass
LAST GAME (30 MINUTES PRIOR) is $5
*We accept CASH and PAYPAL ONLY
Columbia vs Tragic City
Catch us on the track during the Columbia Junior Roller’s last event of 2023: Gnarly November!
The Columbia QuadSquad takes the track against Alabama’s Tragic City Rollers at 5pm, with a Junior game (Columbia vs Raleigh) and Mixer beforehand, and an adult mixer right after so, if you or a junior you know are seeking one more bout before taking your holiday break, help make our November extra gnarly and play a little roller derby!
Fall Brawl 2023
(Event link)
Tickets - $20 for weekend pass, $12 for day pass, last game of the day is $5
Schedule
(Saturday)
9:00 AM Gold Coast vs. Twister City (WFTDA Sanctioned)
11:00 AM Killer B's vs. Savannah (Junior, Regulation)
1:00 PM Columbia QuadSquad vs. Twister City Victory All-Stars (WFTDA Sanctioned)
3:00 PM Tornado Alley vs. Retrogrades (Adult, Regulation)
5:30 PM Columbia QuadSquad vs. Blue Ridge Y'allstars (WFTDA Sanctioned)
(Sunday)
9:00 AM Blue Ridge Y'allstars vs. Twister City Victory All-Stars (WFTDA Sanctioned)
11:00 AM Columbia QuadSquad vs. Gold Coast (WFTDA Sanctioned)
1:00 PM Soda City Jerks vs. Tornado Alley (Adult, Regulation)
3:00 PM Junior Mixer (Junior, Regulation)
Columbia Roller Derby vs Greenville Roller Derby!
Sometimes you’ve just got to get away, so we’re playing a non-sanctioned game in Greenville!
Details from the event page below:
Join us on Saturday, August 19th at the Pavilion in Taylors for our game against Columbia Roller Derby! Doors open at 6PM and the game starts at 7PM. Seating will be limited; please feel free to bring a camp chair, stadium seat, or whatever you'll be most comfortable sitting on.
Tickets will be available for purchase the month before the game at http://www.greenvillerollerderby.com/season-schedule.html
Depending on demand, tickets miiiiight be available at the game, but don't wait—in 2022 we sold out almost all our home bouts!
Please note we cannot offer refunds on tickets, or transfer of tickets to another game date. All children under 5 get in free!
New season means...NEW MERCH! Check out our merch table for some cool new GRD gear, including some vintage Derby Dames swag, and help support your hometown team.
We also have vendor spots available for purchase. Reach a captive audience of roller derby skaters and fans with plenty of downtime to browse your goods! Visit our website for more info: http://www.greenvillerollerderby.com/vendor-spots.html
If you have any questions, please feel free to DM us.
Southern Discomfort 2023
Southern Discomfort is BACK and we can't wait to bring you some exciting adult and junior Roller Derby this May 13th and 14th at the Columbia National Guard Armory.
Hop on the Freight Train: Clinic, Mixers, and MRDA Game!
We’ve got one more event before the holidays hit, and this one starts the day with a jammer clinic led by Texas Roller Derby Skater, Freight Train!
After the clinic (10AM), join us on the track for a Junior Mixer (3PM), Adult WFTDA mixer (5PM), and close out the day with an exciting match-up between the Carolina Wrecking Balls and Atlanta Men’s Roller Derby (7PM)!
Sign-up for the clinic and/or mixer here: https://www.signupforms.com/registrations/30642
Tickets purchased day of event (don’t trust any comments online trying to sell you theirs!)
Fall Rookie Bootcamp (Week 8) *First Sunday, different time!
Looking to find your footing on skates and dive into roller derby? Bring a mouthguard and join us on Sundays (5:15pm to 7:15pm | First Sunday: 10am to 12pm) at Sports & Skate Station USA for our Fall Rookie Bootcamp, an 8-week program to get you on the track!
Doors open 15 minutes before practice starts, giving you time to gear up and sign a waiver! Payment due at 2nd attended practice.
At the end of the bootcamp period, rookies will become dues paying members and be expected to pay $40 monthly.
Fall Rookie Bootcamp (Week 7)
Looking to find your footing on skates and dive into roller derby? Bring a mouthguard and join us on Sundays (5:15pm to 7:15pm) at Sports & Skate Station USA for our Fall Rookie Bootcamp, an 8-week program to get you on the track!
Doors open 15 minutes before practice starts, giving you time to gear up and sign a waiver! Payment due at 2nd attended practice.
At the end of the bootcamp period, rookies will become dues paying members and be expected to pay $40 monthly.
Fall Rookie Bootcamp (Week 6)
Looking to find your footing on skates and dive into roller derby? Bring a mouthguard and join us on Sundays (5:15pm to 7:15pm) at Sports & Skate Station USA for our Fall Rookie Bootcamp, an 8-week program to get you on the track!
Doors open 15 minutes before practice starts, giving you time to gear up and sign a waiver! Payment due at 2nd attended practice.
At the end of the bootcamp period, rookies will become dues paying members and be expected to pay $40 monthly.
Adult Bouts at Fall Brawl 2022!
We're back at Jamil Temple for Fall Brawl 2022!
Columbia Junior Rollers are bringing you 3 hard hitting games. Doors open at 2:30pm and the first game between the Total Knockouts and the Dead Ringers is a Junior Mixer starting at 3pm. The second game starts at 5pm and the QuadSquad will face off against Red Stick Roller Derby all the way from Louisiana! Game three will be an adult open gender mixer featuring all the up and coming roller derby talent. The Stone Cold Stunners will go toe-to-toe against the Jawbreakers at 7pm.
Tickets for this event are $15 for all three games and $5 for the last game only (entry at 6:30pm).
Junior Mixer Sign Up Link:
https://forms.gle/FQxcqnZu6QHp7NE8A
Adult Mixer Sign Up Link: https://forms.gle/PhCNKcTUmSMc4x5i7
Click here to officiate:
https://docs.google.com/.../1FAIpQLSfSjb358bgtHr.../viewform
Fall Rookie Bootcamp (Week 5)
Looking to find your footing on skates and dive into roller derby? Bring a mouthguard and join us on Sundays (5:15pm to 7:15pm) at Sports & Skate Station USA for our Fall Rookie Bootcamp, an 8-week program to get you on the track!
Doors open 15 minutes before practice starts, giving you time to gear up and sign a waiver! Payment due at 2nd attended practice.
At the end of the bootcamp period, rookies will become dues paying members and be expected to pay $40 monthly.
Fall Rookie Bootcamp (Week 4)
Looking to find your footing on skates and dive into roller derby? Bring a mouthguard and join us on Sundays (5:15pm to 7:15pm) at Sports & Skate Station USA for our Fall Rookie Bootcamp, an 8-week program to get you on the track!
Doors open 15 minutes before practice starts, giving you time to gear up and sign a waiver! Payment due at 2nd attended practice.
At the end of the bootcamp period, rookies will become dues paying members and be expected to pay $40 monthly.
Fall Rookie Bootcamp (Week 3) *First Sunday, time is different!
Looking to find your footing on skates and dive into roller derby? Bring a mouthguard and join us on Sundays (5:15pm to 7:15pm | First Sunday: 10am to 12pm) at Sports & Skate Station USA for our Fall Rookie Bootcamp, an 8-week program to get you on the track!
Doors open 15 minutes before practice starts, giving you time to gear up and sign a waiver! Payment due at 2nd attended practice.
At the end of the bootcamp period, rookies will become dues paying members and be expected to pay $40 monthly.
Fall Rookie Bootcamp (Week 2)
Looking to find your footing on skates and dive into roller derby? Bring a mouthguard and join us on Sundays (5:15pm to 7:15pm) at Sports & Skate Station USA for our Fall Rookie Bootcamp, an 8-week program to get you on the track!
Doors open 15 minutes before practice starts, giving you time to gear up and sign a waiver! Payment due at 2nd attended practice.
At the end of the bootcamp period, rookies will become dues paying members and be expected to pay $40 monthly.
Skater Things (Game Day!)
It’s Game Day! We’ve got skaters all the way from Tampa. After 2 years of waiting, don’t miss out on high-level gameplay back on the track.
Fall Rookie Bootcamp (Week 1)
Looking to find your footing on skates and dive into roller derby? Bring a mouthguard and join us on Sundays (5:45pm to 8pm) at Sports & Skate Station USA for our Fall Rookie Bootcamp, an 8-week program to get you on the track!
Recruitment at Top Dawg Tavern!
If you’re interested in roller derby, come and talk to us! Whether you want to join us on skates as a teammate or skating official, want to know how to get involved as a non-skating official, or are looking for when our next games are, join us at Top Dawg Tavern!
Soda City Recruitment with the Columbia Junior Rollers!
We’ll be promoting our upcoming August game, handing out flyers, and talking to anyone interested in being on skates or involved in roller derby! Come out, support your local businesses, and drop by to talk derby with us!
Spring Rookie Bootcamp (Week 8 of 8)
Whether you’re just learning to skate or you’re looking to learn skills specific to roller derby, join us for our first bootcamp of 2022!
Spring Rookie Bootcamp (Week 7 of 8)
Whether you’re just learning to skate or you’re looking to learn skills specific to roller derby, join us for our first bootcamp of 2022!
Spring Rookie Bootcamp (Week 6 of 8)
Whether you’re just learning to skate or you’re looking to learn skills specific to roller derby, join us for our first bootcamp of 2022!
Spring Rookie Bootcamp (Week 5 of 8)
Whether you’re just learning to skate or you’re looking to learn skills specific to roller derby, join us for our first bootcamp of 2022!
Spring Rookie Bootcamp (Week 3 of 8)
Whether you’re just learning to skate or you’re looking to learn skills specific to roller derby, join us for our first bootcamp of 2022!
Spring Rookie Bootcamp (Week 3 of 8)
Whether you’re just learning to skate or you’re looking to learn skills specific to roller derby, join us for our first bootcamp of 2022!
Spring Rookie Bootcamp (Week 2 of 8)
Whether you’re just learning to skate or you’re looking to learn skills specific to roller derby, join us for our first bootcamp of 2022!
Spring Rookie Bootcamp (Week 1 of 8)
We’re holding our first rookie bootcamp of the year Sunday May 15th (5pm to 7:15pm)!
Join us for 8 weeks of training for $40 (due the second Sunday) with optional Tuesdays (7 to 9pm) for more time on skates! All you need is clothing you feel comfortable working out in and a mouthguard. We’ve got limited loaner gear and skates available for our rookie skaters so no worries if you don’t yet have your own!
If you can’t join us this Sunday, you can still join the week after! Have any questions? Reach out at cqsrecruits@gmail.com!
Our Spring Rookie Bootcamp runs the following Sundays:
(1) 5/15
(2) 5/22
(3) 5/29
(4) 6/5
(5) 6/12
(6) 6/19
(7) 6/26
(8) 7/3
Totally Tubular Roller Derby
We’re planning on an 80s themed Saturday jam-packed with roller derby on the sport court of Denny Terrace!
Doors open at 11:30 AM | Tickets are $12 for ages 8 and up (kids 7 and under get in free!)
12:00PM - QuadSquad VS The Dream Team
2:00PM - (Junior Mixer) Public Enemies (white) VS S.W.A. (Black)
4:00PM - (Adult Mixer) Fleetwood Smack (white) VS Block Sabbath (Black)
Skaters interested in playing can sign-up to play using this link: (Form being created)
Interested in officiating? Get in free and help our sport happen: (Form being created)
Skater & Official Recruitment at WECO
Come grab a drink and learn about playing with and officiating for Columbia Roller Derby! We’ll be hanging out at Weco promoting our upcoming game, giving the low down on different NSO positions, and maybe even handing out some tickets to our game on May 14th!